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Yale-NUS College Announces Opt-out Option

You asked for it, and you got it. Yale-NUS College has announced an “opt-out” option to students. We report.

Six Yale-NUS Student Publications Announce Merger [April Fool’s]

story | The Managing Team photo | Yale-NUS Media Group   On Sunday, Apr. 1, six student publications — The Octant, Tònes, Diverge, The Cosmoscience, Yale-NUS Literary...

Yale-NUS Presidential Mixup

story | Tad Cruise In the latest incident of high profile mixups, it has been revealed that Tan Tai Yong has been incorrectly announced as...

Saga Dining Hall Hires Barista in War of Coffee One-Ups

story | Svegli Davvero On Friday, March 31, hungry students of Saga College were greeted by the appearance of Nicola Costa, master barista. Mr. Costa...

Civic Responsibility Class Added to Common Curriculum

story | Aunt Norris Faculty members have unanimously voted to add a new class to the Common Curriculum called Civic Responsibility, following the advice of...

Clockwork 01/04/2017

The not-so-suite life: A recent survey conducted finds that 75% of friends that suite together do not remain friends by the end of the...

42% of Upperclass Students Declared Mynahs

story | Chee Chi Chi photo | besgroup.blogspot.sg YALE-NUS COLLEGE -- A study published yesterday by prominent local ornithologists reported that up to 42% of junior and...

BREAKING: Yale-NUS Conspiracy Revealed, Students’ Safety At Risk

story | Twangie Wangie, Arts Editor photo | David Zhang, Yale-NUS College website, Marcus Chua and Lucy Kuo   This semester has been an interesting one for...

How to be Right: An Insider’s Guide

Story by Abel Ang, Guest Writer Hey there, freshmen! Take a deep breath. You’re entering a liberal arts college, and I know that can be...

Not So Secret

Story by Emily Tang, Features Writer It’s an open secret that Yale-NUS has plenty of secret societies - clandestine invitation-only social groups for those deemed cool...

A Home For All

Story by Emily Tang, Features Writer | Photo credit to David Zhang In a bid to improve the relationship between Yale-NUS and the rest of NUS, a group...

Smells Like Team Spirit

Story by Emily Tang, News Writer A new shirt design has been unveiled for Yale-NUS athletes. In a follow-up to last year's identity rebranding, where the...

A Day in the Life of a Yale-NUS Student

Story by Jon Seenar, Features Writer | Photo credit to David Zhang You crack open eyes that have been crusted over with sleep, resisting the...

Auntie Agony

Dear Auntie Agony, My new relationship is taking a toil on me. You see, I live in Saga but my significant other lives in Cendana. I...

Horoscopes

Taurus: Guilt is festering away inside you: the apples, bananas, and cutlery you smuggled from the dining hall are physical reminders of your unsavoury...

The Hot Factory

This article originally appeared in the April Fools Edition of The Octant and is intended for satirical purposes.

The Mascot: We Need It Now!

Story by Gus Jontin, Guest Columnist We need a mascot, and we need it now. It doesn’t matter what people think. A college like ours,...

Year in Review: Best Decision Ever!

story Ezekiel Berdral It’s been almost a year at Yale-NUS College and I can honestly say that moving here was one of the best decisions I...

Overnight search raid at Yale-NUS

story Yona Tan | May Tan Over two dozen students’ rooms at Yale-NUS College were raided on Thursday, March 27, after campus security acted on anonymous...

Successful Successions

story Avast Vermin All entities move and nothing remains still,” said the prominent Greek philosopher Pericles in a seminar room somewhere. With its second year coming to...

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