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A tongue-in-cheek-view of events around school

CNY: The rounds of visiting will commence! Go forth and proclaim your Liberal Arts Education with no fear. May the odds be ever in your favor. Also, happy holidays to the non-Chinese and international students!

Here be Dragons?: Apparently not. Yale-NUS remains mascotless after the East/West Dragon failed to reach the ⅔ majority necessary to be adopted as Yale-NUS’s mascot. The search goes on. The whale? Nar… she blows.

Trading Places: The Octant would like to congratulate our former Managing Editor Regina Marie Lee, who received the highest number of votes in this year’s Student Government Election. If she is capable of running The Octant, she is more than capable to oversee student affairs. Is it too soon to call you Madam President? 😉

How to send an insulting email: First, classify individuals on a mysterious color scale. Next, include critical remarks. Hit send… Oh and don’t forget to cc in the person you’re insulting *cough*CIPE*cough*.

On leaking articles: Tolerance is not enough… Seriously though, it’s Octant policy not to leak articles. You know who you are.

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